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astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille)

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.


Actually I think it’s a tortoise but whatever.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

Actually I think it’s a tortoise but whatever.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

Louise Brealey: I’m still rubbish at getting rubber gloves on and off, even though I’ve worn them in about eight things now. I am quite good at putting things down on a pad and nodding. [insp.]

(Source: stbartsmolly)

(Source: thesheikah)

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

mishas-assbutts:

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